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shit heechul says

A sideblog dedicated to nonsensical, meaningful, and hilarious Heechulisms.

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Im trying to learn english for my petalz. Plz understand my bebe englishㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s hella hard..
Kim Heechul (Twitter English explosion)
  heechul   twitter   quotes   october 2010   super junior   kim heechul   before   
  1. Kim Gura: Some time ago, I heard that Kim Heechul was gay. Someone came up to me and said, very seriously, that Mithra and Kim Heechul were gay, so I wanted to ask him myself.
  2. Yoon Jong Shin: If you look on Twitter, you can feel Def Conn’s love for Heechul as well. It’s nearly on the level of glorification.
  3. Heechul: Macho men with beards usually really like me. Despite being an idol, I really like girls. You’ll see later when I get married.
  o ok   heechul   on gay rumours   radio star   december 2010   quotes   super junior   kim heechul   before   
I have a little bit of narcissism and nothing good comes out of mixing myself with other people.
Kim Heechul
  oh   a little   right   gq interview   February 2011   heechul   quotes   super junior   kim heechul   before   
  1. Interviewer: What do you normally do during down time? Where do you invest most of your time?
  2. Heechul: When I go home, I turn on the power right away and double click the game file. There are only game files on my desktop.
No prblm~ dont worry homie~ I fucking love my petalz~♡ Is my english ok? Like it?^-^
Kim Heechul (Twitter English explosion)
  heechul   twitter   quotes   october 2010   super junior   kim heechul   before   
fuckyeahchoisiwon:

Translation:

Heedictator: @siwon407 Sleep well~ don’t be all smiles via DM fella It makes me throw upㅋㅋㅋㅋcute kidㅋㅋㅋㅋ (Translator’s note: In other words, “don’t go all aegyo on me via DM”)
siwon407: @Heedictator ㅋㅋsleep soon hyung :)
cr: pastakyu for sjworld

fuckyeahchoisiwon:

Translation:

Heedictator: @siwon407 Sleep well~ don’t be all smiles via DM fella It makes me throw upㅋㅋㅋㅋcute kidㅋㅋㅋㅋ (Translator’s note: In other words, “don’t go all aegyo on me via DM”)

siwon407: @Heedictator ㅋㅋsleep soon hyung :)

cr: pastakyu for sjworld

  Siwon   Heechul   twitter   translations   super junior   kim heechul   before   
People who support me while attacking others. I don’t think of them as my fans..
Heechul (via nixism)
  quotes   super junior   kim heechul   before   
Of course I have a lot of problems with the company too. But I don’t think I need to complain about it to the public. Honestly, do I make little money? No. They talk about slave contracts all over the place now. But the funny things is, what kind of slave buys building for parents? What kind of slave has a car? What kind of slave has the time to play around drinking?
Heechul on slave contracts.
If you’re going to shit, do it in your own bathrooms.
Kim Heechul (great twitter rant of january 2011)
  heechul   twitter   quotes   january 2011   super junior   kim heechul   before   
I’m like a god in China.
Kim Heechul
  heechul   february 2011   gq interview   quotes   super junior   kim heechul   before   
If a character like me didn’t have respect as a foundation, it’s easy for me to be hated. Think about it. If I were to commit something that would raise public concern, wouldn’t I look really cocky? But of course, please note that my courteousness comes from my genuineness as well.
Kim Heechul
  1. Interviewer : Do you have any difficulties being pretty?
  2. Heechul : Aigoo, I accomplished so much with this face... I have no difficulties whatsoever. That's why I'm taking care of it nowadays.
  heechul   gq magazine   february 2011   quotes   this douche   super junior   kim heechul   before   
After playing rock-paper-scissors, I became today’s leader. Unlike sweet sorbet-like Leeteuk, I will lead like a powerful Cheongyang chili pepper. You must converse only with my permission, and have to act according to my gestures.
Kim Heechul
  march 2011   twitter   heechul   quotes   super junior   kim heechul   before   
  1. Interviewer : You only play games? You don't watch dramas?
  2. Heechul : I don't watch programs that I don't appear in. I have no interest in them.
  nylon interview   february 2011   heechul   quote   super junior   kim heechul   before   
  twitter   heechul   quotes   super junior   kim heechul   before   
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